What your favourite Ghostface says about you
- Flora Irvine-Hall
- Nov 4
- 3 min read
By Flora Irvine-Hall
Just like your coffee order, your favourite Ghostface killer reveals a lot about your personality
Everyone has their favourite Ghostface. And your favourite (believe or not) actually says A LOT about you. So, if you want to be psychoanalyzed (and slightly roasted) based on who your favourite masked murderer is, keep reading.
SPOILERS AHEAD!!! (obviously)
Richie Kirisch (Scream 5)
If your favourite killer is Richie, than you may have unfortunately been dickmatized by a film bro. It’s fine, we’ve all been there. But that guy you’ve been talking to that you claim is deep, misunderstood and insightful? He’s not. He’s whiny and pretentious. Dump him.
Roman Bridger (Scream 3)
You probably take your coffee black and have cigarettes for breakfast. You also probably took half a seminar of philosophy during university and think everyone wants to hear about your backpacking travel stories. We don’t.
Mickey Altieri (Scream 2)
You hate sitting still and need constant stimulation. If someone goes missing during a night out, it’s probably you. You think that taking your ADHD medication will make you lose your sparkle. It won’t. Take your medication bestie.
Quinn Bailey (Scream 6)
You love gossip and you’re not afraid to admit it. You probably also love Starbucks, Sabrina Carpenter and The Summer I Turned Pretty. You can probably find someone on social media in the space of ten seconds with your only knowledge being their name, age and what colour their hair is.
Nancy Loomis (Scream 2)
You love red wine and all things camp. You’re either a member of the LGBTQI+ community or you’re a hardcore ally. You also probably went as Aunt Gladys for Halloween. People might cringe because you call yourself an icon but you’re only stating the obvious.
Charlie Walker (Scream 4)
You’re thinking of giving that weird guy from work a chance. Don’t.
Jill Roberts (Scream 4)
You love evil women and support all their sins. You might get labelled as a cunning and cutthroat bitch, but you’re a cunning and cutthroat bitch that gets things done.
Ethan Landry (Scream 6)
You hate gym bros, and your celebrity crush is Timothée Chalamet. Your personality traits are books, herbal tea and Gilmore Girls.
Detective Bailey (Scream 6)
Your type is older men in authority. You have the spirit of a newly divorced middle-aged woman, and I love that about you.
Amber Freeman (Scream 5)
You love Lana Del Ray and think that watching serial killer documentaries makes you quirky. Probably also suffering from a severe case of resting bitch face.
Billy Loomis (Scream)
If there’s a red flag, you’ll be the one sprinting full speed towards it. I know the guy you’re seeing has cheekbones to die for, but is all the extensive therapy you’ll need after you break up really worth it?
Stu Macher (Scream)
You thrive in chaos. You call dogs that weigh over 120 pounds “puppies” and can probably fit a whole cream egg into your mouth. You were probably an outsider as a teenager and that’s partly because you’re an incredibly odd individual but also because no one realised how cool you were. You also probably love Scooby-Doo. There’s also a good chance that you’re high right now.
So, who’s your favourite Ghostface? It one of the og’s? Or do you prefer a killer with a more modern edge? Let me know in the comments!
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